Yes, good ol' CNY winters. For the first time in my life they are actually forecasting it will be in the 60's this weekend...in December. Never thought I'd see the day.

It was Mad TV, and no you're not the only one. The large man and woman holding hands, walking under a freeway bridge next to a fence of barbed wire. I automatically sang it in my head when I read your post.

Yeah, that sounds about right. Probably why it's still so hard for some people to manage one. Evolution takes time though.

Your name is also glorious.

Technically they are marking things as theirs, only they're using their scent glands instead of urine.

They do exist, it's just that the negative always gains the spotlight over the positive in the news so that's what you usually hear about. The cop himself said in the interview that the other officers have also done things like this before but it wasn't something they gloated about.