Of the two Chinese speaking countries Taiwan is the one with the more interesting dog grooming styes. And one must never pass up the opportunity to remind people from the People's Republic of China that Taiwan is a separate sovereign country.

Tom Waits' "Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis" and Neko Case's cover of it is missing from the list.

Never mated with a female? Does he still live with his parents, too?

No one is surreptitiously peeing in the tub with all that beer drinking going on. Honest.

Looks like a clear case of operating a motor vehicle with excess melanin content in the skin.

Did he keep smoking the cigarette while he was applying pressure to stop the bleeding?

Maybe the better strategy it ti teach them that the whole point to get just slightly tipsy and keep their dignity. Of all the drinking people I meet in my cab driving job, the only ones that don't seem sick and unhappy are the ones who drink just barely enough to have an effect.

They're lying. The rainbows are a sign of unicorn meat being slipped into our food supply.

I will kill the bacteria by cooking my greens... with bacon!

The UK has good food. Have you never heard of chicken tikka masala?

Is there a brew shop in your city? I'd spend a little more on a 5 gallon carboy. If you try with the 1 gallon batch and you like it you will run out right away, and you will want your next batch to be big enough to last so you'll end up buying a bigger carboy anyway. If you try it and don't like it you can easily sell the used carboy on craigslist. Plus it will be hard to buy ingredients in a small size for a 1 gallon batch.

It's a cyanide pill holder.