I'll just go to the Golden Corral instead.

This calls for Photoshop and a pair of wings

PROTIP: Don't touch the street monkeys, even if they can do a backflip.

Capillary action FTW!

Oh my gosh! I laughed so much i cried a little.
"Today on 'Elegance Corner': the proper way to wear a dickie."

"Today on Neatorama....animal porn."

"I have saved it for [now]." "Now" has been substituted with "meow", suggesting some terrible occurrence. Comedy gold.

She's lucky. I wasn't allowed to take any more showers in the house until I'd turned 18. Dad would just hose me off in the backyard.

Long Time! No See?

Long Time? No See!

Long Time? No See?

Long Time! No See!

Long Time. No See!

Long Time. No See?

Long Time. No See.

Amazing how many meanings four words can have depending on emphasis.

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BTW the expression was adopted by English, via calque translation. http://www.interproinc.com/articles.asp?id=0303

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"A calque or loan translation (itself a calque of German Lehnübersetzung) is a phrase borrowed from another language and translated literally word-for-word."

好耐冇見 -Cantonese

好久不見/好久不见 - Mandarin

That video clip had me howling. I love Sendak. Learned English with his book, Chicken Soup With Rice.

I was curious as to the cause of their deaths. They all had long lives and they died of various ailments, sudden and chronic. I was wondering if cancer would dominate, but it did not. Nor did they want of companionship; despite their grumpyness, someone(s) loved them.

I love that cat.

No problem (I hate being a pedant, but can't help myself) , thanks for writing such cool articles!