If I saw you dancing erotically outside my bay windows, I would definitely accuse you of witchcraft, because I'm on the 4th floor.

I'd just like to point out that you're discriminating against witches quite heavily here. a lot of modern-day wiccans would consider themselves pagans and witches, and are rightfully proud of both. witchcraft doesn't mean black magic, even though a lot of knowledge-challenged persons do infer that. witchcraft is 99% of the time a positive practice, which wiccans use primarily for healing.