This may come as a surprise to some of you..........Bruce Lee is still alive. I keep him in a special dungeon on my island. He lives on a diet of goats cheese and apricots. He loses a fight every morning, when i unleash my japanese akitas on him. They keep him busy while the dragon arrives and enters him. This heinous act occurs on a regular basis, as a cruel reminder of the seriousness of the mistake he made about naming his film after such an embarassing time in the young dragon's life. When hermoine was getting the afore-mentioned tits, the poor dragon was getting something he certainly wasn't bargaining for. Now he's getting the last laugh on old Beastiality Bruce, as we all like to call him.
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