ugh, capitol people.

I had a gold Chrysler New Yorker that talked. When you started it up it would say "All monitored systems are functioning" which always made me wonder about the non-monitored systems.

"mandatory food sampling" no where does that say you have to eat the whole item. one bite can tell you if the item is good.

i loved that show, I wish they still re-ran it. where are you SyFy channel?

Almost all Mel Brooks movies pass this test. I find that Wierd.

Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, Blazing saddles, Robin Hood men in tights, Etc all contain atleast two women, who have names and speak to each other.

If the kid is old enough to talk maybe he's to old to be using a pacifier?

Well i guess we could all work to make the hosting fees less by not coming here anymore. Just kidding, how would I spend my work down time if it wasn't for neat-o-rama.

i can't imagine it would be that hard to Diy one. I'd want one with a fancy fencing hilt... Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

A pirate walks in to a bar sits down to order. The Bartender hands him his drink, looks him over and asks, "Do you know you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants?" To This the Pirate Replies, "Arr, it's driving Me Nuts."

Thanks everyone, I'll be here all week.

Try the Veal.

or pre-quels either.

Pink elephants and purple squirrels usually require drugs.

wow, that's small. very impressive.

where's the rim shot...

Take my wife, Please.

I tried to add my Scooter to the site but they don't seem to do any vehicles besides cars and trucks... but my Honda Ruckus ran dry after more than 20 miles. But it's only a 1.3 gallon tank. The light comes on after a gallon is used so I guess I went 20 miles on .3 gallons. There was gas left I think the hill I had to stop on did me in.