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meh

Is that Slender Man in the picture

O Canada

Shock Tarts candy

All of the southern words seemed odd to me. In Louisiana we use bayou, wash, swamp, branch, and brook but they describe different types of water ways. I've never heard the word toboggan used, we call them beanie hats. A locker is a small storage compartment that you put a lock on, not a closet. A spigot is outside and faucets are inside. I've heard cater corner but not catty corner. The only ones that were right (for me at least) were buggy and soda. Of course Louisiana is weird even compared to the other southern states so maybe that's why

Perhaps it goes with this console

"name a state that begins with the letter M" "Mexico"
That was actually a very smart answer

what the hell is wrong with these people!

This is better than the original

yeah that'll raise property values

"A thousand painters of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our brushes will blot out the sun!"

"Then we will paint in the shade."

It's nice that she helped the guy but she was fired because she broke rules not out of spite