The convex shape in the crotchal region would impinge upon my member whilst performing the old number two.

Fail.

I say we're all doomed. You hedonists and us traditionalists alike. You because society will eventually be unable to support your pursuits and us because the inherent darkness of human nature condemns our message to widespread failure. Let's just not bother each other while we slide down the drain, eh?

Isn't 7 total cancellations about half of "all the people who subscribe to the Archie books"?