Scott-O --

Sorry, Bud; count me as one who does not find your post particularly clever, jocular, or imaginative (no pun). Rather, it seems as if you guzzled a few too many gimlets (Bushnell's whiskey?) or did an egregious amount of "blow" so as to evince a (poor) semblance of creativity. Bottom line: Leave it to the experts, Monsieur -- and for heaven's sake put away the mind-altering substances.

One of the greatest contemporary hoaxes: That Barack Hussein Obama is qualified to be President of the United States of America. That hoax is priceless!

VOTE McCain 2008!!!