I'm a machete girl. You've got to lob their heads off, people! I'm too small to operate a power tool or automatic weapon with any degree of accuracy but I can sure as heck swing machetes with the best of them. Meet ya back at the Winchester.

I am soooo getting a slanket. I wonder if it comes with a disclaimer for the bed sores you'll experience from the unparalleled level of comfort?

Oh Lord I hope that is digital editing and nothing more.

It's an antique napkin holder designed to stretch down to the other side of the table where that bastard of a husband of yours is sitting with mustard all over his face.

I post random things I find on the web (yup, some from here!), song lyrics, poems and quotes that I like, some rants from my daily life and lots of dreams that I've had. I have extremely bizarre dreams and my blog was a way of keeping them journaled.
http://elevendreams.wordpress.com

"I'm... sailing awaaay..."

Forgot to link to the DVD:

http://www.cinemawasteland.com/xcart/product.php?productid=17081&cat=254&page=1

You absolutely MUST see a spoof of Night of the Living Dead called "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-eating, subhumanoid Living Dead, Part 2". It's the original b&w version of NOTLD with the dialogue and soundtrack dubbed over. Trust me, it is hilarious (and pretty crass at times). I saw it in college once and made numerous copies of the VHS tape until I finally found it for sale on DVD (but still a copy!). PLEASE - if you are into zombie movies - do not miss this one! Here's the link to the DVD, unfortunately I can't find it for rent anywhere, but this is money well spent. If there are other fans of this movie out in cyberspace I would love to swap movie quotes (my sister and I send text messages of one-liners from this movie constantly!).