Hey all you douchebags, I'm still alive and well and screwing all the female castmembers.

One time I got a blowjob while riding the roller coaster in Space Mountain. I came just as the ride was climaxing. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, that was awesome, dudes.

I used to work at Disneyland in my younger days, when my boobs were still firm and my snatch was still tight. I used to work the Red Light district. It's back street behind New Orleans Square, the same street that Club 33 is on. Many men who came out of Club 33 and were loaded in more ways than one, would do me up in Robinson's tree house, one of the subs, the monorail, and sometimes Walt's apartment above the firehouse. One time Minnie and I had a little lesbo thing going on at Walt's apartment over the castle. Those were the days.