Paul has had a few memorable tunes, but I'll take Lennon's post-Beatles catalog any day of the week, and George ("Isn't It a Pity") and Ringo ("It Don't Come Easy") wrote better songs than "Band on the Run" and "Jet."

Beautiful hairpiece! Fooled me.

The Marx Brothers look like zombies in that poster.

All true, and you can add the relief of the big meal being over after all the travel and preparation that preceded it.

"Here on Gilligan's Isle" reveals that Johnson suffered from a crippling coconut allergy.

In "Lucy Is a Matchmaker" (1953), Ricky and Fred find Lucy and Ethel in a negligee salesman's hotel room. Ricky: "Lucy! You, here, dressed in that? You must be out of your mind!" Fred: "Ethel! You, here, dressed in that? He must be out of his mind!"

You'd think the kid would want some candy or something.

Put the Sea Monk's head on the Sea Bishop's body and you've got yourself a Sea Trump!

You'd think Laughton would want nothing more than to get the cameras rolling after all that preparation.

Little known fact: The cost of pies was higher than all the actors' salaries combined.

One could argue "Seinfeld" jumped the shark when co-creator Larry David left the show, then jumped a larger, stupider shark when he came back to write the series finale.

Hitler may have been Europe's greatest actor. Jean-Claude Van Damme wasn't even born yet.

DiMaggio was kidding himself.

Winner: Dogwelder