I wonder if he poops on passerby for realism

It is nothing like Good Will Hunting. He was an accomplished, professional mathematician with a full career behind him who as the result of his immigration and cultural adjustment had to take a temporary security guard job. I keep seeing this story all over the Internet, titled with some variation of "lowly night watchman proves to be a math genius". Thats not the remarkable part of this story.

Im sorry, the The glass is 50%+/-0.1% full. Sheesh!

biltmore, you're right. He should give that pistol back to Saddam. Saddam bought it with his own money, and he deserves to have it back.