You could save even more money...skip the hot dogs (they aren't that cheap anymore) and drink a glass of milk for protein

Jack

Angstrom has the best comment so far, and it was the first thing that i thought of....the second thing was; This body armor assumes that the shooter is a good shot. What if he/she was a liitle off, or fired more than one shot...maybe the intended victim would jerk right into the path of the bullet.

Duh...

Looks like a good way to burn the crap out of your face or head