Nobody would want my van. The sliding rear doors don't slide, the driver's window won't roll down, the heater fan only works on two of the four settings, the DVD player is gone but the screen still lights up at night, and half the knobs for everything are missing.
4 USC CHAPTER 1 Sec. 8. "(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free..."
On the up side, I never have to lock it.
On another note I very much enjoyed this article it was rather humorous. Thanks Miss C :-)
Sec. 8.
"(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free..."
AND ON FOREIGN SOIL NO LESS!
http://uscode.house.gov/download/pls/04C1.txt