Birdshot??? That's SICK! (You should let your cat eat them.)

The pied piper used a flute to lead a bunch of mice. If you've got bigger animals you need a bigger pipe.

But Mom said not to wipe your nose on your sleeve!

I don't have a cat. But if I had a cat and it did this, soon, I wouldn't have a cat. And I don't have a cat.

Garden of Eden... the snake said unto the woman: 'Yea, hath God said: Ye shall not eat of'... Just then a rubber duck suddenly appears from nowhere. The snake says,'What the..', totally loses his train of thought, and ALL evil is averted!

Telescope with silencer.

Serenity Service and Repair Manual , lg,

Before I moved south, I had 4 crows that came by for breakfast every day. They liked cookies. I gave them names and could tell them apart in seconds by their distinct personalities and mannerisms (not by looks). Like this egret, they fell into a routine and would let me know if I wasn't doing it right!

So the early bird DIDN'T get the worm?

That would be me. And my name IS Kevin. Probably burn the cookies, too. Merry *&^%$# Christmas!

Idunno... looks quite a bit harder than drawing a butt. :-/

"...make a little incision and try to divide a pocket..." Try to??? Not in a pig's eye!

Henry Hudson might have sailed over it.

But what if you're a "glass is at 50% of capacity" person?

Device for resetting the world's largest cuckoo clock (above) when daylight savings time ends.
Seeing a Who, med.

Brilliant! The movie is completely misrepresented with it's own substance!