I am Link, men's large, Black
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' "- Homer Simpson

Tis But A Scratch
Size L. Dark Grey. Ladies Fit
"Tis but a scratch." "A scratch!? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "well, what's that then!?" "I've had worse."

In the future nothing exciting will happen except the invention of touch screen tv-sized phones and the Reinvention of exercise for all the digitized kids who have never heard of sunlight.

dragon minisquishable

In 2013, the invention of the condiment keychain will be made. people who don't have the time to wear condiment watches can now have portable salt and pepper condiment keychains. life is much easier to have these little keychains than to carry your own salt and pepper shaker, thats just crazy. for a limited time only condiment necklaces will be made for those who don't own keychains. Why not have a flashy necklace to carry your favorite salt and pepper? it will even include a magnetic clasp for easy removal and fast pouring. if that isn't enough you can protect yourself from strangers by throwing a little pepper their way. who wouldn't want that? these nifty necklaces and keychains will solve the simple problem of never having any salt or pepper around when you need it.

fox-mini squishable

totally nailed the planking thing.
Bad chewie M white

"I give you the song of my people!"

m biology-mult and div. black

"Do Not feed to small children.....huh wonder what that means."
Jack Skellington Top Hat

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*reads label* “this says no nuts….NO NUTS?!?! What kinda world is this?”
Jack Skellington Aviator

*reads label* "this says no nuts....NO NUTS?!?! What kinda world is this?"

*yawn* "no more dinosaurs before bed"

totoro shoulder bag

" A party for Meeeeeeeee?"

-zombie beanie

The answer is 42.

-domo knit beanie

Air with a piece of paper saying "avengers on break"

mini squishable dragon. :)

you see? this is whta happens when you try to fry giant chickens!

paddle faster i hear banjos playing ladies fit M crimson red