It was quick and unexpected. I didn't see it coming.

Can't wait for it to get laid.

But it looks so fresh!

Sorry sister Pei Mai, we can't harvest that, it's too big for your womb. Thus in vitro fertilization is out of the question.

Eee pei no do? JAaaaa!

Oh honey, my day was awful, just another Fry-day.

New Yolk City here I come!

How long will it take for this egg to cook?

Depends what it's cooking!

Ladies and gentle men, observe, the Practical Yoker!!

How does the Chicken fit its shell?
Egg-sactly!!

What red neck inbreed is this species?

Honey, my breakfast coming soon?

Don't worry Harold, I'm on it, all on it.

GO wheat!
GO wheat

I said a egg hot links

I said a egg hot links

I said a egg hot linnks

I said a egg hot linnks

I said a brat beef kilbasa hot boiled sausage and egg

I said a brat beef kilbasa hot boiled sausage and egg

When I say hillshire you say farms

hillshire

farms

Go egg!

This is just the beginning girls. Travel through the (fallopian ) tubes, meet the boys. Mission accomplished.