When I saw the title I thought this article was about autocorrect.

'A Brief History of Briefs' was right there!

There’s a perfectly good floor right there. Just sayin’.

As someone also born in West Phildelphia, this makes me long for home. Sláinte.

I honestly thought it was going to correct your posture or something. This is just "stuffing a sock" in your shirt.

Pro tip: You can save time and 27$ plus shipping by adding "yummy flavor" to the OUTSIDE of a banana! True story.

Geez, who examined this poor woman and determined she needed surgery without seeing something like that!?

Wow. That first paragraph is very poorly written. It doesn't mention who attempted and botched their suicide even though they're referred to with the pronoun "his." For the record, it's Savage Steve Holland, who wrote and directed the movie.

I wasn't sure who the extra woman was so I searched the net. Wikipedia had the answer. The people in the photo are Lady Bird Johnson, Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter, Gerald and Betty Ford, Richard and Pat Nixon, Ronald and Nancy Reagan, and George and Barbara Bush. They are at the dedication of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library, 11/4/91.

Is it April already?

He started in real estate, didn't he?

Years ago I drove to work and as I'm gathering up my things after parking I noticed the my daughter's car seat was still in the back. With my daughter in it. Had to drive 25 miles back to day care. For months my wife would see me off with "Have a nice day. Don't forget to go to school."

Saw it right away. This is not a thing.

I'm curious about Firefly since the actual last episode never aired. And the episodes that did air were shown out of order, which made the story very hard to follow for viewers. I'm certain the 14 total episodes, shown in order, would be on the top chart.