Since absolute zero is –273.15 Celsius, I have to surmise they are doing this in Fahrenheit, which works out to -169 Celsius. Pretty damn cold, dangerously so.
Two Texas goat ranchers are riding along the fence that separates their property. They come upon a goat with it's head stuck in the fence. Rancher Billy Bob jumps off his horse and starts f*cking the goat with gusto. Billy Bob hollers to Rancher Joe Bob "You want some of this action?", Joe Bob says "Sure do, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
No muss, no fuss.