Well certainly ma'am's and gents, you realized that you are looking at a premium 18th century lint brush!
This fine doohicky was put out as a promotion for Bounce, who was not doing so fine in the market place at that time. They guaranteed that this baby would pick up any sorta hair or lint like problems that you had, and it left behind a nice Mountain Fresh Scent.
Why I do believe that it was designed by a German, but you people are gonna have to research that part.

I agree with ivymae
And
They shouldn't have put up the fruit section
While fruits have sugar, they are still much better than most other foods, and it is a different type of sugar.
By putting the sugar content in healthy foods up there, people will opt not to eat them and choose something not on the list, and in most cases, worse for them

This kid is awesome
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