@Gadget Sleuth:
Whaddya mean, when she was younger? Bea Arthur was a damn fine looking lady.

She will be missed.

I love that tissue box cover. Also, it kind of reminds me of the sand monster from Return of the Jedi.

It was made to show a foolproof way of destroying data on the HD. Some people commit digital crimes and need to destroy the evidence. A friend of mine is spending two years in the pokey because he thought that writing zeroes to his drive a half-dozen times would be enough. I told him to put a nail all the way through it, but he didn't listen.

Definitely more than he had to do. I mean hell, remember when J-Lo lost her wedding ring valued at a few million dollars down a drain, and the plumber got a shiny new 100-dollar bill for it? Definitely a different ballpark.

I am all for men wearing suits and hats again. I look dashing in a suit.

Your argument is invalid: http://www.thesilence.ca/random_junk/president_of_asia.jpg

Sad how one of the most useful plants is also banned in most countries.

Terrorists? You're f--ing kidding, right? That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day, bean.

I'm sure the Badlands Guardian is just the worlds oldest and most elaborate iPod advertisement.

I can imagine driving behind Eddie Murphy's head, hypnotized by his eyes. I would follow him everywhere, unable to break his monumental gaze. It would be like a nightmare, staring at those eyes forever, never able to look away.

Tortoises sit the same way they stand and walk. Flat on their bellies.

Excellent haiku.

Also, if the Chicago PD doesn't want to get sued, they shouldn't try to railroad citizens.

So what are this guy's other two methods of male contraception? And don't say polyester.

The three line solution kinda feels like cheating.