"It's not my fault! It was cake! And, it said 'Eat me'! Who just doesn't eat cake?"

Witchy, 2XL

"Well, the good news is your meatball sub is still in here. The bad news is that it's more of a crab-ball sub now."

Witchy, Ladies 2XL

"Look at these insects, these ants and fruit flies and cockroaches. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than— no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands: Leave them alone!"

(Witchy, 2XL)

Biscuit cutter (mold).

I Blame Hipsters - Large