One of my friends had bone cancer and she used to post on her blog that she was going to "go all Chuck Norris" on the cancer. Chuck Norris read it, and contacted her. The next time he was in Iowa he met up with her and they had breakfast together. By all accounts, he was a really nice guy. So that's a true Chuck Norris story.

I'm a freelance editor and proofreader, so most people think I'm going to be a grammar nazi, trolling the internet to find sentences ending in prepositions. I don't. If you're a troll and you annoy me, I'll correct your spelling and grammar to make you look stupid. Otherwise, I will only put the smack-down on your grammar if you're a paying customer. Which is why I consider myself a grammar dominatrix, not a grammar nazi.