OMG, that is all so funny! The puns in the review of The Punisher were awesome! And a vibrating broom?

So good, so funny! Thanks for the laugh!

OMG, so funny!

He truly was the best. A wonderful musician, and a better comedian.

Thanks for bio, and the story! So cute!

I love the idea of a fight seen by spectators: "one pokes the other in the eye and climbs a tree."

I want the press-on nails of death... too handy...

It's one of those automatic status symbols. If you weren't raised doing it, there was no way to fake it later on, for your feet were an obvious giveaway.

Now shoes are the fetish... and it seems as if the heels just keep getting higher and higher. Even in the fifties and sixties (and probably today), many women refuse to wear shoes that fit, so convinced are they that a "real" woman doesn't wear over a size 8.

Perhaps we don't really learn, after all.

I'm with mindy and the moat swimming pool. Even better if we can give it a current, and go tubing!

At the same time, most break-ins occur during the day, because those who break in don't want to confront home owners. While I'm upset by the idea that someone might go through my highly unvaluable stuff, I'd rather that happen than I be home.

Next you need to find ways to secure vehicles more, since they are a more likely target than homes. This stuff was fascinating!