Hey! It's like living in a suburban "home owner's assosiation"! "We're touted as a neighborhood with no visible trash cans" I guess I have to put them in the living room now. Ha ha! You can only paint your house a certain color, all fences have to be white, your grass must be green and cut.

That's it. I'm moving to Ireland. I already have a border collie and the spouse's cursed cats are like mini sheep...which I really have the urge to shave...