Reminds me of the title of this article from The Onion.

I can't even remember birthdays and anniversaries. But Big Sandwich Day might be worth the effort! Still, I wouldn't want to wait until November.

He was driving a little ruff back there

Obviously he was barking mad. Just how many drinks does a dog get before the bartender cuts him off? Asking for a friend.

Gee, what could possibly go wrong?

That sounds great but people are gonna be so damn itchy

What part of this sickening and appalling child murder is considered “neat.”

It's plausible that when you have to drink a gallon of that stuff, you belt it back in a hurry and wouldn't notice a bug fell in your drink. It's also plausible in this day and age that someone at the clinic slipped it in for the pic and the lulz.

As an introvert, I always have trouble starting conversations with strangers, so I really appreciate this tip.

I have wanted to put glitter in the prep drink just to freak out the medical staff.

I mean, its probably better than finding a Gi Joe or something

Steve Carell stars in the 82 Year Old Monk

don't forget to unattach before getting off your bike!