Should be: "A grim story from San Jose tonight. The body of Jimmy Frezshi was found by firefighters on Monroe Street…" Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Even though this guy is kind of dumb, he's not totally at blame. Even with the intended pause, that's an awkward way to introduce that story, and that's an awkward story to introduce the news. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
What if he stood on it so his weight was less distributed? Would he sink? What if he jumped up and down? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
When John was found more than a year later, he had thick hair covering his bodyI saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krobapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and one of the babies looked at me. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krobapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and one of the babies looked at me.