The keyboard shortcut that every OS developer left out is the one that gives you a list of keyboard shortcuts.

Sorry, no. There doesn't have to be even the smallest kernel of truth in a conspiracy theory. And, sadly, the more you ask a conspiracy theorist to explain, the more likely they are to become even more rooted in it -- and are now going to attempt to convince you of why their wackadoodle belief is right and true.
There is nothing to be gained by "understanding" that someone believes that Democrats and "Hollywood elite" drink the blood of babies or that Trump actually won the election he so clearly lost or that the earth is flat.
All we can do is think of and treat them as mentally ill and hope that eventually they once again return to reality.

Definitely took long to make this!

the same exact reason humans like trails?

But do they rust? Unlike the moon, we got lots of humidity and puddles down here.

Here's just a general Hooray for Neatorama making the internet worth visiting

I thought I spotted an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but he was only an optical Aleutian.

There is a part of me that wonders if this is more of an attempt by to white wash the past. Capcom is a Japanese Company. Japan has a lot of revisionism going on among their ruling party and in much of that there is an attempt to sanitize the past and make it look less like the Japanese were aggressors. While it has meant discarding some symbols of the past it also makes it easier for many folks in Japan to forget the terrible things their government and military did nearly sixty years ago.

Brian Han and Aron Han.Not Brian and Aron Han.Not the Han brothers.Better than Orville Wright and Wilbur Wright.Funnier than Groucho Marx and Zeppo Marx and Chico Marx and Gummo Marx and Harpo Marx.

That guy in the photo shouldn't have bought that brush in the first place. He knew better.

Oh, yeah? Well, /my/ company's little box will turn any peanut butter or sardines-and-crackers you have lying around into a perfect juicy hot pastrami sandwich with mozzarella and pickled jalapenos, the best one you ever had! And it works with your headphones too. It does it by /cooking/. Imagine cold ordinary old food, and then imagine fresh, much better food turbocharged by /cooking/, a process used worldwide by award-winning chefs. This revolutionary device is half the size of your old funky toaster, a quarter the size of your clunky, smelly microwave oven, and it enhances your pets, too. You can plug anything into it; lots of different shape holes to plug things in and out. Also every surface is a touch surface, not just the top. You can touch it and make a wish. It even supports amorous gestures. My gosh, you can /lick it/. With your tongue part.