I love this because I am a Scrooge. A Scrooge is a real thing: they hate Xmas up until the end. The emotional rollercoaster is kind of ridiculous and would smack of hypocrasy if it wasnt prefaced with genuine disdain.

I

HATE

CHRISTMAS

"This is your future."
"Thats me? All alone? No friends?"

The Rowdy Roddy Piper part had me cracking up.

That was effing awesome!