no. 585 - @mwilliamrice
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
no. 584 - @_Shizzle
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
no. 584 - @toddlevin
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
no. 583 - @lanceulanoff
What does your twitter avatar say about you? @lanceulanoff
Illustrated by Lance Ulanoff. For the original post, see Lance Ulanoff's Techoti tumblr.
no. 582 - @emilybrianna
The J on the neighbors' light-up JOY decoration just burnt out. A multifaith family, perhaps? @emilybrianna
no. 581 - @sweetDEVILbitch
No mystery why men love golf when the objective is to get the balls near the hole with minimal effort. -Â @sweetDEVILbitch no. 580 - @rodney_at_large
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
no. 579 - @robdelaney
~Illustration by:Â Gideon Virgadamo~
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes. @robdelaney
Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes. @robdelaney
no. 578 - @comedyfish
no. 577 - @LittleHarmonica
I'm not looking for my knight in shining armour, just a man who knows how to handle a sword. @LittleHarmonica no. 576 - @perlanation
~Illustration by:Â Matt Lassen~
no. 575 - @robdelaney
no. 574 - @anniecolbert
~Illustration by:Â Kevin Coffee~
Setting off the fire alarm while attempting to make peanut butter and jelly requires a special type of talent. - @anniecolbert
no. 573 - @JayTheOkay
  ~Illustration by: Matt Lassen~
no. 572 - @bdbdleeroybrown
I masturbated so much yesterday that generations of sperm to come will talk about what they were doing on the holocaust of September 20.  @bdbdleeroybrown
