Cucumber Surprises Cat
“I swear, man, that monster came out of nowhere!”
This poor cat was just minding his own business and eating his lunch. While he dined, his human servant sneaked a huge cucumber right behind him, just out of his field of view. When the cat turned and noticed the cucumber about to attack him, he justifiably panicked.
-via Tastefully Offensive
Usually, it's the zucchini that does this. You look at the little squash in the morning, and do some watering. By the time you turn around, it's grown big enough to attack you.
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Life is like cucumbers. You never know when it is going to pop up or how many inches you are going to get.
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