KISS Is Now Selling Air Guitar Strings

KISS, or more specifically Gene Simmons on behalf of KISS, has been working hard to create as many types of KISS themed merchandise as possible, cashing in on everything from condoms to Kaskets.

But one of their latest releases seems too dumb to be true- KISS air guitar strings. It's a bag of air with a KISS header card on top, created for all those KISS air guitarists out there who keep breaking their strings.

If you think this $3.99 bag of air is taking KISS merchandising too far you're not alone, because Gene's son Nick seems to think this is a ridiculous idea too:

-Via Dangerous Minds


This is great! Of course, someone who works for a company that bought the rights to the Kiss logo approved this usage. Simmons likely had nothing to do with it.

Just in time to be the perfect April Fools present for the Kiss fan in your life.
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