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A Very Good Reason To Run

How's this for motivation? You're tired, weak in the knees and can't seem to go on until a zombie clown comes after you and motivates you to RUN!

There are lots of zombie runs taking place across the country these days, and they all have one main factor in common- having zombies chase after you means you will stay in the race, unless you want to become a high protein snack...


My cyberfriend Jockeystreet does zombie runs. They look like fun.

The obvious tactic in a zombie run is to trip or otherwise disable other runners so that they are consumed by the zombies. The obvious problem with zombie runs is that organizers tend to frown on this sensible, practical tactic. Also: shooting the zombies is considered rude.
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