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Go Ahead and Try to Rob a Man Holding a Gas Pump

A gang of robbers in Chile had the perfect plan. They had trained and prepared for the moment when they would leap out of a van and rob someone at a gas station temporarily distracted by a common task: pumping gas.

Alas, they experienced a major failure in the victim selection process. Or, perhaps, they had simply chosen the wrong venue for this type of robbery. You see, a person holding an active gasoline pump is armed.

This reminds me of an old, golden line:

. . . better a pointed stick and a furious anger than a death ray and the soul of a rabbit.

-via Boing Boing

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Nah. I got a rabbit from the SPCA that had be homed and brought back twice before I took her, because she is so AGGRESSIVE !I have 6 rescue cats and they are all afraid of her.I'll take the death ray, thanks.
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