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The Box That Turns All The Speakers In Your Home Into High-Quality Speakers!

All it takes is one small box to do some quality improvement on all the speakers or audio devices in your home. The Dense Home is a stereo amplifier that boosts the abilities of audio devices by taking their input and amplifying the audio signal going in. Designed by Brian Han & Aron Han, the gadget will transform the music you hear on your devices as if it were produced in a studio: 

The amp comes with a Corian surface on top that mimics marble or granite, and routes all the wires at the back. It works with wireless devices too, amplifying the signal to your headphones to make your music sound top notch. The Class D stereo amplifier on the inside helps effectively enrich and amplify your sounds while efficiently saving power, and the Corian plate on top supports touch interaction, allowing you to slide your finger up or down to control the volume, or select your input and output. The Dense Home supports analog as well as digital inputs and outputs, which means you could either replay your vinyl records at lossless quality, or listen to audio files from your computer or phone at the highest definition. Support for wireless output devices effectively means your regular headphones now become high-quality ones, and the Dense team is working on integrating Spotify too, so your entire playlist gets turbocharged to its highest quality!

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Oh, yeah? Well, /my/ company's little box will turn any peanut butter or sardines-and-crackers you have lying around into a perfect juicy hot pastrami sandwich with mozzarella and pickled jalapenos, the best one you ever had! And it works with your headphones too. It does it by /cooking/. Imagine cold ordinary old food, and then imagine fresh, much better food turbocharged by /cooking/, a process used worldwide by award-winning chefs. This revolutionary device is half the size of your old funky toaster, a quarter the size of your clunky, smelly microwave oven, and it enhances your pets, too. You can plug anything into it; lots of different shape holes to plug things in and out. Also every surface is a touch surface, not just the top. You can touch it and make a wish. It even supports amorous gestures. My gosh, you can /lick it/. With your tongue part.
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Of course this is BS. On the other hand, there is technology that can maximize output quality as long as there is an external microphone. Never perfect. Just as good as it gets.
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Brian Han and Aron Han.Not Brian and Aron Han.Not the Han brothers.Better than Orville Wright and Wilbur Wright.Funnier than Groucho Marx and Zeppo Marx and Chico Marx and Gummo Marx and Harpo Marx.
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