A fellow named Slab went with this friends to The Amble Inn on Corindi Beach in Australia. After taking a swallow of his beer, Slab found a lifeless gecko inside. Heroically, he pulled the intoxicated gecko from his beer, placed its head inside his lips, and breathed life back into its tiny lungs.
The grateful gecko stayed with Slab the whole evening and went home with him.
Content warning: foul language.
-via Dave Barry
gecko was probably too drunk to remember what happened till the next morning
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