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Here, in the Middle of This Olive Garden

A recent thread at Askreddit could be a writer's prompt to expand hilarious one-liners into ridiculous stories. But you don't even need the whole story to get a laugh. The question is: Which quote is most improved by tacking "here, in the middle of this Olive Garden" to the end of it? The best quotes paint a picture all by themselves. Here is a small selection.

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar -- here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.

You come to me here, and you ask me for a favor, on this; the day of my daughter's wedding here in the middle of this Olive Garden?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.

As God as my witness, I’ll never be hungry again here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti here, in the middle of this Olive Garden.

The thread has many more, and it's still open for your contributions if you can think of one, at reddit. -via TYWKIWDBI

(Image credit: Anthony92931)


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