A pelican stepped into a fish and chips shop in Kiama, New South Wales, Australia. It waited in line. But the service was slow, so after briefly looking behind the counter, he explored the restaurant.
I don't understand why the parents of the little boy didn't pull him away from the bird. That's a wild animal, not a tame pet. To his credit, he had more sense that the woman who tried to pet the pelican.
-via Dave Barry
I mean, he was hungry. Give the pelican a piece of fish. I woulda gave it some fish :/
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Did the pelican ask for grapes? Oh wait, wrong animal.
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Why didn't one of the idiot humans buy the pelican some fish and let him eat it outside???
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