Jesse Jordan, of Northern Ontario, assigned one job to his dog Brickleberry (or Brick for short). The job was to secure the garbage from bears during the night. Unfortunately, Brick put his self-interest first instead of doing the job. The mastiff-hound mixed breed allowed the bear to rummage the garbage in exchange for some deer bone treats.
“My idiot furry son has one job at night – bork at things and make them go away. Easy, right? HOWEVER, a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought,” he wrote. “This is the THIRD TIME he’s been gifted deer bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT.”
Well, I think the bear just made an irresistible offer for Brick. What do you think?
(Image Credit: Jesse Jordan)
This goes to show that "dumb" animals understand commerce!
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Uh Jesse Jordan is the dumb one - maybe he should invest in bear proof garbage cans.
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