A few days ago, zoos and aquariums began giving their animals Amazon-style ratings on Twitter. As more and more reviews came in, biologists, science labs, and universities got involved. Everyday people started rating their pets and favorite species, too.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED
— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 9, 2018
This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality A+. No distortion at full volume but bass is a little weak. Top rotates which is a plus. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/OYaWOfzosA
⭐️NOT WHAT I ORDERED
— Tyger (@TygerWDR) March 9, 2018
I ordered a duck, otter, and beaver bundle apparently there was some kind of freak accident in shipping or something. Contacted shipper, they claim no error. Bad seller. NEVER BUYING AGAIN!#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/e13u4K657F
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ PRAYING THEY KEEP MAKING THESE
— Monterey Bay Aquarium (@MontereyAq) March 9, 2018
As seen on @Oatmeal. Full set is the ultimate seafood multi-tool: tenderizes, slices and serves in milliseconds! Comes in all colors plus some you can’t see.#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/vm2YhrBihR
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5 Great product!
— National Zoo & Aqua (@national_zoo) March 14, 2018
Speedy deliver. Makes a weird chirping sound instead of the roar as advertised, but not a deal breaker. Runs efficiently - would recommend. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/9uAvnKw4AX
⭐ very unsatisfied with the shipping. I ordered a frog and what I got was this big melted pile. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/6pj9D2HcED
— Slartibartfast (@shtoopy) March 9, 2018
You can see a ton of these as they come in with the Twitter hashtag #rateaspecies or see a roundup of some really funny examples at Buzzfeed.