Saying you live a hop, skip and jump down the road is just an expression for most people, but for the guy in this video it's not just an expression or an empty boast- it's a claim he can easily back up by literally leaping across the road.
It's unclear whether the guy is a long jump champion or a human-frog hybrid, but whatever the case he has definitely proven he knows how to cross a road better than a chicken!
-Via Laughing Squid
Landscape! After all these years, some people still don't understand. Landscape!
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