Why debate when you can destroy? Socrates, a 5th-century BC philosopher, and Neitzsche, the 19th-century polymath, play the dozens to the best of their ability. Socrates makes a good point, but Neitzsche has a couple thousand years of insult evolution on his side. Now, the development of insults does not mean they become more refined. It's just that they became more personal. Why insult the man when you can insult his mother? This is the latest comic from Jake Likes Onions.