Two guys who don't like each other at all show up at the same party, and they have to adhere to social norms of speaking and feigning a thin veneer of etiquette. That geniality only lasts a nanosecond as they launch into a game of one-upmanship over who can be more passive-egressive. Contains some NSFW language.
You probably know someone in real life who is like this, but I hope if you know two of them, that they don't show up together. Still, in real life this would be longer and more drawn-out, because most people aren't this adept at public vitriol. -via Metafilter