Joshua Wright is correct. Chickens, which outnumber humans 3 to 1, are one of the foundations of our civilization. Without the chicken, we would be hungier. Let us erect a monument to the chicken and burn offerings before it.
-via Tastefully Offensive
I'm in, as long as we can put some chicken on top of the burned offerings. We call it BBQ.
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