There’s nothing wrong with writing your own wedding views, but hey, you’re supposed to hammer out the details of the contract negotiations before the ceremony!
In some places, the squabbles are over how many cows one family pays another family when a match is made between their children. In others, a pre-nup spells out what each party is entitled to when the marriage goes south. It makes more sense to spell out the day-to-day interactions for the marriage itself, doesn’t it? This vignette is from John McNamee at Pie Comic.
Cows! I knew that I forgot something!