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Mordor Dark Ale - The Brew That Will Drink You Dry!

Mordor Dark Ale by Cory Freeman Design

If you're looking for a beer that will look right back at you while you drink, a foamy brew that sucks the soul right out of your body, then you'll love Mordor Dark Ale. Brewed in small batches using only the finest hops grown at the base of Mount Doom and infused with the essence of pure evil, Mordor Dark will fill you up without fattening you up like those Dwarven stouts, and getting drunk on Mordor Dark is a truly terrifying experience! Mordor Dark Ale- for those who walk on the wicked side of life!

Bring some fresh brewed flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Mordor Dark Ale t-shirt by Cory Freeman Design, but don't be surprised if people offer to buy you a drink for wearing such a great shirt!

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