Matthew Inman at The Oatmeal has a nice little primer on some things you might not know about marathons, in case you’re trying it for the first time, like the dangers of not pinning your summer on securely, or how to take a drink while running. You can imagine how ridiculous it gets. No? Well, go read the whole thing!
I don't run marathons, but I do "invent bizarre ways of measuring distances" while running. Not his Godzilla method, though.
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