(Photos: Right Move)
Don’t be deceived by its ordinary, dignified outside appearance. Inside, this home looks like a purple haze from the 1970s. Some poor realtor in the UK is trying to sell this 4-bedroom house in Hillingdon, Middlesex.
It’s at “a sought after address due to the convenience of being located on the Uxbridge Road” and is clearly designed to make you want to get on that road and drive away as quickly as possible.
But maybe this house fits your personality. It’s deceptively normal until people get inside and see what’s really going on—just like relationships with you.
-via Dave Barry
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Love it....I would only remove the carpet. Shag has no business being in a bathroom.
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Did Prince used to live there? Sheesh.
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I've wondered what's happened to Grimace. Case solved!
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That ain't nothing that $100K worth of paint and flooring won't fix. I might even keep the purple bathroom tiles, but the bathroom carpet would be replaced with something that's not carpet.
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Please... Mr. P. Rogers Nelson is gonna scoop that up before anyone else even has a chance to submit an offer.
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