It's got to be the beard. Or perhaps the stovepipe hat (which may actually be a fake). Or his poetry. Or his vampire-fighting prowess. But there's no argument that Lincoln is hot (much to the consternation of the Lincoln haters), as this Bizarro comic from Dan Piraro illustrated.
Previously on Neatorama: A Few Things You Might Not Have Known About Abraham Lincoln
Oh, Washington, of course! Did you see him without his shirt?
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My wife just won a screenplay contest with Washington as her storyline. Maybe we'll see it on the big screen soon?
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